Now children, let's see if we can get all the pottymouth out of our systems in one go! This is a respectable and erudite blog, I'll have you know! After the lapse of good taste relating to - ahem - wanking yesterday, Laci the Chinese fluffything (link to left) draws my attention to the Austrian town of Fucking.
The sign above is proof of this curious fact, the sign below says 'please not so fast' - always good advice in the context I pause to comment without further elaboration. British tourists, you will be shocked to hear, keep stealing the sign thus obliging the good burghers of - erm - Fucking to fix it in concrete.
Local Police Chief the splendidly named Kommandant Schmitberger enquires testily 'It may be very amusing for you British but Fucking is simply Fucking to us. What is the big Fucking joke? It is simply puerile'.