The law I do is concerned with blood splatter patterns, bodily fluids and firearms residues as opposed to the more esoteric (and lucrative) commercial stuff. I am also a published novelist ('twentytwelve' published by Adonis and Abbey in 2006) which you should all order immediately in support of my desperate attempt to get its amazon.co.uk rating below half a million!
That's enough squirrels Ed. Okay one more... Make that two. Annoyingly I can't find the one of crasher being embraced by Clinton a la Monica Lewinsky. 'I did not have sexual relations with that - um - squirrel...'