The law I do is concerned with blood splatter patterns, bodily fluids and firearms residues as opposed to the more esoteric (and lucrative) commercial stuff. I am also a published novelist ('twentytwelve' published by Adonis and Abbey in 2006) which you should all order immediately in support of my desperate attempt to get its amazon.co.uk rating below half a million!
This is Pastor Steven L Anderson of the Faithful Word Baptist Church. Pastor Anderson has strong views as to how men should urinate. Any suggestion that Pastor Anderson is barking mad is of course to be deprecated.