With Hat Tip to Catch Her In The Wry, the above has generated some excitement (so to speak) on the grounds that the woman in the advert has been dis-fellowshipped by her Church for appearing in it. The rabbit will only comment that it is difficult to think of a more violent attack on the English language than 'dis-fellowshipped'. Actually 'deplatformed' as in moved to another platform, a word the rabbit heard at Stafford Railway Station earlier today comes close to it. Apparently she will get re-fellowshipped when the advert comes out of circulation but not before. As for the advert itself, it is faintly surprising she doesn't use the proffered appendage as a handle.
The rabbit received an e-mail from Team Christine today. Ha! He thought to himself! No doubt an apology for suspending His Rabbitness and a plea for assistance to steady the Christine ship. But no. Not an a word of apology! The e-mail starts...
Dear Patriot
Huh? I'm not even American. It continues impertinently...
Will you help us get out the vote for conservative principles by giving $35, $50, $75 or even $100 today.
No I won't. Piss off. Trust this clarifies matters.
Meanwhile elsewhere on Planet Republican allow the rabbit to introduce the Republican candidate for Governor of Colorado. His name is Dan Maes and a fine looking fellow he is, I am sure all will agree. Dan holds to the novel theory that a bike sharing plan in Colorado is part of a 'well-disguised' plan to turn the US of A over to United Nations control.
The rabbit is shocked to report that people are laughing at Dan and he is showing at less than 10% in opinion polls.
How unfair.
6 comments:
Dan is indeed a fine looking fellow. He suffers - as indeed many of his compatriots do - from 'Fucked in Head Syndrome". This is an increasingly prevalent phenomenon in the USA.
That man finally gets an erection and she uses it as a step stool? Geez.
What Badger said about Dan. :)
I'm allergic to republicans.
I was happy to share that little video gem with your audience. I often find myself climbing on counter tops to get into cupboards. I never thought to call for my husband until I saw that video.
Catcher- Ouch!
The rightward drift of US Politics and the republican party is incredibly frightening. This is the loonie right.
Badger - The spooky thought comes to mind... Supposing there really is a UN conspiracy to take over the US via bicycle sharing??? Scary, huh?
;)
Consider yourself blogrolled btw.
Sybil/Catchy/Laci - The possibilities of this - erm - sort of medication is as yet not fully explored. Hat Stand? Somehwere to hang your jacket? Catapult (with a suitable two pronged attachment)?
SB - I'm sure you can get ointment for that sort of thing. A person named Sharron Angle intruded herself in the rabbit inbox yesterday, addressing the rabbit as 'Dear Loyal Supporter' and trying to blag $80,000. the suspicion must be that naughty Christine gave her the rabbit's e-mail addy. It may be my unpleasant duty to smack Christine's bottom.
Post a Comment