Monday, 14 February 2011

Dildo, dog, Marianne and farting revisited...

The chappie whose picture the rabbit has totally failed to upload despite devoting far too much time to trying, the rabbit has to report, is named Jure Skumavc and is an architect from Darwin, Australia. It would be noted if the bloody photo would upload has sustained a minor injury to his forehead. How so? I hear the rabbit's devoted readership cry.

The answer is that he was hit by a flying dildo at a stag night.

Those familiar with Priscilla Queen of the Desert will no doubt be familiar with the scene involving projecting ping pong balls out of - erm - a certain part of the anatomy. Something similar happened here involving an exotic dancer and the offending dildo. Mr Skumavc helpfully explained that the pink projectile flew an impressive 7m across the room and looping about 2m high.

'It wasn't a strong shot (when it hit me in the head)' he explained showing commendable tolerance. 'It probably just landed on an awkward sort of angle'.

Quite so. Mr Skumavc added 'I don't have a massive experience with dildos'.

Quite so again.



Apologies to anyone to whom this is stale news but it is new to the rabbit. A US woman has been charged with felony animal cruelty, saying she hanged her nephew's pit bull from a tree with an electrical cord and burned its body because the dog chewed on her Bible. Animal control officers said 65-year-old Miriam Smith of Spartanburg County, South Carolina told them she killed a female dog named Diamond because it was a 'devil dog' and she worried it could harm neighbourhood children.

Only in America...

It was interesting to note that the posting on historic events in Egypt attracted 4 comments and a piece on - erm - farting attracted 12. One of which from Mahal (who is also to blame for the rubbish above) relates to Sarah Palin - just follow the link.

On a better note, the rabbit was pleased to see the great survivor Marianne Faithfull on breakfast Tv this morning. She has a new album coming out called Horses and High Heels. Go buy. She's a class act and has paid her dues - from stardom to drug addiction, lost years and homelessness and back again. Here she is from the sixties with a rabbit favourite, Come and Stay With Me.


15 comments:

Anonymous said...

BOYCOTT AMERICAN WOMEN
Why American men should boycott American women

http://boycottamericanwomen.blogspot.com/

I am an American man, and I have decided to boycott American women. In a nutshell, American women are the most likely to cheat on you, to divorce you, to get fat, to steal half of your money in the divorce courts, don’t know how to cook or clean, don’t want to have children, etc. Therefore, what intelligent man would want to get involved with American women?

American women are generally immature, selfish, extremely arrogant and self-centered, mentally unstable, irresponsible, and highly unchaste. The behavior of most American women is utterly disgusting, to say the least.

This blog is my attempt to explain why I feel American women are inferior to foreign women (non-American women), and why American men should boycott American women, and date/marry only foreign (non-American) women.

BOYCOTT AMERICAN WOMEN!

white rabbit said...

Anonymous - Oh for goodness sake go away. I was feeling irritated enough anyway...

sybil law said...

In other words, Anonymous can't get laid.

Sister Morphine!

sybil law said...

Oh, and Happy Valentine's Day, White Rabbit! :)

tony said...

flying dildos,pingpong ball & dogs and anonymouses...............perhaps I should wear a hardhat when I come avisiting here?

JoJo said...

Dear Anonymous: Fuck off.

That bitch in SC needs to be hung from a tree w/ an electrical cord and burned. What a sicko.

Michael said...

Wow... I'm nominating this for 'blog post title of the year' award!

And btw, JoJo, isn't it 'hanged'?
;-)

Laci the Chinese Crested said...

I will repeat the words of the Great Henry Purcell:

No less than a Caesar decreed with great reason, no restraint should be laid on the bum or the weason, for
belching and farting were always in season.


Farting is far more interesting then a bit of local bother.

white rabbit said...

Sybil - indeed. Unlike Dave Whatsit no doubt. And a happy belated Valentines to you too.

Tony - Full body armour advisable.

JoJo - Don't pull your punches. Say what you mean...

Michael - Are you Lynn Truss in disguise? (he enquired terrace chant style)

Laci - Ermmm...

JoJo said...

Hanged, Hung, whatever. lol

simply wondered said...

marianne faithful... a dildo... what next ... a mars bar???? you're positively rampant, rabbit.

simply wondered said...

and american men should definitely boycott american women - i can't believe those women did anything bad enough to deserve american men.

Mahal said...

Keep up the boycott Anonymous - anything the reduce the competition!

Petit fleur said...

SMASHING!

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