Monday 5 July 2010

The upcoming referendum on the alternative vote helpfully explained...

Pinched from Jailhouselawyer who pinched it from Guido Fawkes - I know many of the good guys hate Guido Fawkes with a vengeance but he does provide a helpful outlet for Tourettes sufferers to give vent to their - erm - condition in his comments. Otherwise I suspect that they would be so maddened by everything - and in particular how anyone to the left of Genghis Khan is a CUNT!!!! - that they would be out on the streets gunning down random innocent people if denied this - erm - form of relief. Maybe think of it as some sort of outreach facility in these straitened times.

For the record, the rabbit is in favour of proportional representation.

6 comments:

Petit fleur said...

Well said Rabbit. I love the ballot.

And, in my humble opinion, Mr. Genghis Khan was largely a misunderstood leader. Not trying to be provoking or funny... Read up on his life story and you'll see what I mean.

I have to admit though, his name does sound cool and sort of rolls off the tongue when it comes to villainous reference.

Petit fleur said...

And yea, he was also a total merciless ass kicking bad ass... I do realize it. And yet...

Daniel Hoffmann-Gill said...

Guido Fawkes is a terrible dick end, everything he touches get's shitty fingerprints on it.

JoJo said...

What is "lembit opik"?

Daniel Hoffmann-Gill said...

He's a failed British MP.

white rabbit said...

Little Flower - Genghis Khan was a gentleman when not flaying you alive or somesuch.

DHG - Yes Fawkes is an arse and his commenters worse...

JoJo -By way of elaboration on DHG's answer, Lembit Opik is a who rather than a what - he was a Liberal Democrat MP until the recent election - he is famous for (a) dating Sian Lloyd who is/was a weathergirl on TV (b) dating a cheeky girl (don't ask!) (c) worrying about earth being hit by giant asteroids and what to do about this (d) being a Zoroastran I think.

You get the general idea...