Friday 2 April 2010

Posh...



With Hat Tip to Daniel Hoffman-Gill, here is a pic of 'Dave' with subliminal message to the right. Talking of posh, here is a clip called Gap Yah which has gone viral on YouTube.





Continuing on the posh theme, the Guardian's April Fool spoof (the proper one, not the one that was real but ought to have been a spoof as regards the Tower of Horrors was to the effect that Labourr strategists were planning to cash in on Brown's dour hard man image. Some mock up posters were shown. The tragedy is that they were hugely better than anything that Labour will come up with for real (see below). I'm offskies down to London now. Happy Easter to all as wants such wishes. I tried to find an orthodox choir online for a bit of Easter music (okay, it's not the orthodox Easter but let's not get technical) but a combination of sound failure and confusion over choices defeated that plan for now. Any ideas Android?


Oh and as a parting shot - as it were - if you feel the urge to slap a politician, get slapping on the slapometer . 'Dave' strikes me as a bit - okay a lot - underslapped so get redressing the balance.

9 comments:

Daniel Hoffmann-Gill said...

Oh it felt good to cuff that post twat around the face.

JoJo said...

Cue Chitty Chitty Bang Bang music:

This is livin', this is style, this is elegance by the mile
Oh the posh posh traveling life, the traveling life for me
First cabin and captain's table regal company
Whenever I'm bored I travel abroad but ever so properly
Port out, starboard home, posh with a capital P-O-S-H, posh
The hands that hold the scepters, every head that holds a crown
They'll always give their all for me they'll never let me down
I'm on my way to far away tah tah and toodle-oo
And fare thee well, and Bon Voyage arrivederci too
O the posh posh traveling life, the traveling life for me
First cabin and captain's table regal company
Pardon the dust of the upper crust--fetch us a cup of tea
Port out, starboard home, posh with a capital P-O-S-H, posh
In every foreign strand I land the royal trumpets toot me
The royal welcome mat is out
They 21 gun salute me
But monarchies are constantly commanding me to call
Last month I miffed (missed) the (a) Mufti but you can't oblige them all
Oh the posh posh traveling life, the traveling life for me
Oh rumpetly tumpety didy didy dee dee dee dee dee
Oh the posh posh traveling life, the traveling life for me
First cabin and captain's table regal company
When I'm at the helm the world's my realm and I do it stylishly
Port out, starboard home, posh with a capital P-O-S-H
P-O-S-H, P-O-S-H...
Posh

tony said...

Thanks Pal! Youve Just Turned Me Into A Slapper !

The Dental Maven said...

Wow. The Slapometer even allowed this American a shot! Sweeeeeet.

white rabbit said...

DHG Tomny, Gobquack Dental Person - It has a certain relaxation value.

JoJo - LMAO - Are you quite all right, dear?

JoJo said...

What, you don't know that song? Grampa Potts sang it in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang! And thanks to your post it's been stuck in my head all weekend. Am I the only person who remembers that movie?

Petit fleur said...

Step outside POSH BOY!!

Going to slap Dave around now.

Blessings,
pf

Petit fleur said...

I slapped Cameron 576 times!!! I sounded like an ooze!!!!!!!! I could have done that all day... had to make myself stop!

What FUN!!

It looked like Brown was taking the real beating though. He was in the "everyone" lead with 1814721 slaps.
I'm actually giddy. And a wee bit frightened.

white rabbit said...

JoJo - Sorry to have invaded your head. I once had an entire chatroom complaining that I had sent the Kinks' Lola round and round theoir heads..

Like this...

L O L A - Lola...

Hooked yet?

Little Flower - A good slap is good for the soul.