Thursday 15 April 2010

The Rabbit Whisperer and stuffed animals.



With Hat Tip to jailhouselawyer for drawing the rabbit's attention to this story. We have an - erm - rabbit whisperer as reported in the Torygraph. Cliff Penrose has a talent for hypnotising rabbits leaving them flat on their backs with their legs in the air. As one does. He regularly hypnotises rabbits before they go to the vet so they can be treated and examined more easily, reports the Torygraph. He also treats "problem" rabbits with behavioural issues and can make them less aggressive after putting them in a trance. The furry fellows evidently can live longer after a bit of the old de-stressing by Cliff.

All very odd...

Talking of odd, White Rabbit can exclusively reveal what 'Dave' Cameron looks like before airbrushing. Suspected as much....




Seriously, the Museum of Taxidermy closed in January due to lack of visitors but now you can buy these exhibits which were donated by a Victorian adventurer known as Prof Copperthwaite. Apparently, Victorian visitors were fooled by these somewhat strange exhibits, which also included the alarming flying cat...




And do unicorns exist? Of course they do. Here's the proof.







8 comments:

Petit fleur said...

"The alarming flying cat".
You crack me up!

And... of course Unis exist. Oh brother!
xo pf

Daniel Hoffmann-Gill said...

That's just plain wrong.

Watching the debate tonight?

Findon said...

Wonderful. The rabbit with his legs in the air is just priceless. I am going to put in an application for grant funding for a rabbit hypnotiser, just to see what happens.

savannah said...

i wonder what price all those lovely specimens will fetch, sugar? imagine that, a full museum of such things and attendance was failing? ;~D xoxox

i'm looking forward to the bbc commentary tonight on the debate!

tony said...

If The Tories Win The Election We Are All Stuffed!

jailhouselawyer said...

I hear that Cameron is claiming that he lost the debate because he was hypnotised by a politician whisperer dressed as a White Rabbit sat in the audience...

JoJo said...

Ok that was a bizarre post....

What was it about Victorians and their fondness for freaks of nature?

Sarcastic Bastard said...

The flying cat is MOST alarming. I shall sleep with one eye open tonight, since I have 7 moggies, myself.

Thanks a lot.