Monday, 26 April 2010

Boobquake Day!

Iranian cleric Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi seems like a sensible chap. He recently helpfully explained that earthquakes are caused by women dressing immodestly. Makes sense to me. 'Many women who do not dress modestly lead men astray, corrupt chastity and spread adultery in society which ... increases earthquakes. ' our man added thoughtfully. And indeed there is a lot of that sort of thing about. I mean adultery not earthquakes - or possible vice versa. Oh never mind...

Anyway...

Enter someone called Jen McCreight who appears to be auditioning for junior secularist of the year. She declares today Boobquake Day. Women are to show their cleavage en masse today and see if an earthquake results.

So guess what happens? Yup...


Only an earthquake, that's what.


1-0 to Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi methinks. The delightful blogger catch her in the wry has taken an interest in this matter.


I hold her personally responsible!


;)


Oh and the Disobey Murdoch on the 6th May thing has gone viral. It's all over the net like a rash. It is even being plagiarised (see below - names have been taken)! I'd be lying if I said I haven't got a buzz out of it.



8 comments:

Daniel Hoffmann-Gill said...

I was hoping for some boob here.

There isn't.

Pooh.

B.E. Earl said...

I dig the science of it all.

tony said...

The Earth Has Not Yet Moved In West Yorkshire (although if Leeds end up playing Huddersfield Town in the play-offs it may well do.......)

Catch Her in the Wry said...

I am one who believes in personal responsibility, so I will take the credit for the tremblor, but all those other women out there need to be doing their part. I cannot do this alone - I'm all shook up.

JoJo said...

I am proud to say that participated in Boobquake today. I wore a hippie-type shirt that is so large that it rides a bit low on my chest, showing off some cleavage. Oh and BTW, there was a 6.5 in Taiwan this morning so.....

Petit fleur said...

Yay Boobs!

Boo Murdoch!

Law Minx said...

My Dear Bunny,
Is there to be a Derriere Wiggling day, by any chance?
I am very good at Derriere Wiggling, particularly since mine is presently the size of the Goodyear BLIMP.
If THAT doesnt cause even MORE chaos at Heathrow, I dont know what will.

white rabbit said...

DHG - I know. Can't get the staff these days.

Earl - Me too. It's well impressive :D

Tony - I wouldn't give tuppence for Leeds's chances of getting through the playoffs if the other lot's boots were tied together by the laces. I suspect it's automatic promotion or the usual crash and burn...

Catchy/JoJo - Well done! A plucky effort all round. And the earth moved ;)

Minx - Well feel free - I'm partial to a shapely derriere myself ;)