Sunday, 7 March 2010

Venus de Milo...



After the disgraceful story concerning squidsex, the rabbit is pleased to present a story from New Jersey showing that at least some people are upholding standards as one would hope. There has apparently been a lot of snow in the United States recently. A Ms Gonzales and family used this state of affairs to sculpt a Venus de Milo snow sculpture in her front garden. Readers will be shocked to see that you can see all her naughty bits! Well, not her bum, which is presumably round the back where bums are usually located, but the other bits. Quite rightly, a neighbour complained to the police. The police, showing an appropriate sense of priorities, came hot footing around and gave Ms Gonzales the choice of covering the statue up or knocking it down. There is no doubt a Prevention of Rude Snow Scultures Act in New Jersey entitling the police to make this demand. As you will see Ms Gonzales covered the statue up with bra and sarong. Much better, I'm sure you'll all agree...



Here is the original. At least with bottom half covered up you will notice. The whole story reminds me of an early White Rabbit posting concerning another Venus, in that case by Cranach the Elder, not Ms Gonzales of New Jersey. Hat Tip to Mahal for drawing my attention to strange goings on in New Jersey.

6 comments:

JoJo said...

Are you shitting me????? What the hell is wrong with people these days? I don't understand. These are people who grew up in the 60's and 70's! How can they be SO conservative? So it's OK as a classic statue but NOT as a very beautiful snow reproduction? GROW UP PEOPLE!!!!

Word verif: kingrob

Catch Her in the Wry said...

At least snow Venus will be a bit warmer in those frigid temperatures.

wv: culecio If that isn't Italian, it should be.

KAZ said...

Good to know there are still some standards left.
It makes me feel like dashing off to the Louvre and putting a jumper on the original.

white rabbit said...

JoJo - Nope! I shitteth thou not.

Catchy - culecio - sounds vaguely rude.

Kaz - I think you should. And while you're at it nick down to Italy and put some boxers on Michaelangelo's David. Showing his willy like that! Tsk!

Petit fleur said...

Only in America would some Bible thumping asshole be offended by snow genitalia. Sorry for the slurs, but really...

really??!!

I'm so proud to say I'm American.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Americans are embarrassing. We are such prudes. Well, I'm not, but one whole hell of a lot of us are.