Saturday, 20 March 2010

Cover that anus, Fido!


With Hat Tip to Mahal and a question as to what on earth he was looking for when he found this, I have to report further American paranoia about - erm - uncovered bits. This time it is not nude snow sculptures causing the trouble but animal's - ahem - anuses (should that be 'ani'?) One person's paranoia is another's commercial opportunity and into the breach steps Rear Gear and a tasteful selection of - erm butt plugs (sic).

'Is your pet feeling left in the dirt because of his/her unsightly rear? I’ve got them covered...' writes Ms Rear Gear reassuringly.

Which is nice.

'Rear Gear comes in many designs including a disco ball, air freshener, heart, flower, biohazard, smiley face, number one ribbon, cupcake, sheriff's badge, dice, and you can even make yours custom, so there’s a Rear Gear for everyone'

The item on display above has sold out. Why am I not surprised? Do you have to train your dog/cat/pet armadillo to lift up the flap when he/she needs to...

Oh never mind.

I suspect the young lady's tongue is firmly in her cheek. I wonder about some of her purchasers, though. Here is another animal pic - this time from Cute Overload via Android . Reminiscent of the infamous Crasher Squirrel.





9 comments:

KAZ said...

But how does doggie 'go to the bathroom'?
As they say in the states.

savannah said...

i so hope that was a joke, sugar! *hanging my head in complete and total embarrassment* xoxoxox

JoJo said...

LMAO at the seal in the pengy pic!! That's HILARIOUS!

As for the Rear Gear, OMG, that's pretty twisted.

Petit fleur said...

Holy Mother of GOD!!! Who ARE these people?

Cute seal.

moooah!
pf

Ms Fit said...

Meh, that's nothing compared to what Enoch has in mind....

http://www.postrapturepets.com

I'd sign up if I knew for sure the "Rapture" was soon and take their pets and all their worldly belongings too.

Laci the Chinese Crested said...

One problem with hairless dogs is that their pudenda show. I am sure this would cause great concern to the American Fundamentalist element who believe that animal nudity is most lascivious.

white rabbit said...

Kaz - I think this must involve VERY SPECIAL pet training.

Savvy/JoJo/Little Flower - I think the young woman behind this is having some fun. Not sure about all her customers, though and yes the seal is cute.

Ms Fit - Welcome to my humble blog. I'd heard about the post rapture pets thing and am available for this - strictly cash in advance terms.

Laci - I'm not sure I want to think about hairless dogs and their - erm - bits thank youuuuuuuuu...

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Americans are the worst Puritans. My countrymen gag me. So repressed.

Love the seal crasher.

Jessica Harper said...

Oh this really is funny!
It did make me laugh! Think I should go and purchase my hound one . . . or maybe not!
Funny funny post! :-)