The law I do is concerned with blood splatter patterns, bodily fluids and firearms residues as opposed to the more esoteric (and lucrative) commercial stuff. I am also a published novelist ('twentytwelve' published by Adonis and Abbey in 2006) which you should all order immediately in support of my desperate attempt to get its amazon.co.uk rating below half a million!
...came to mind so there ya go. It has also come to my attention that some bloke from Walsall - where else? - has become Britain's oldest father of twins, I don't wish to be unkind but isn't there something scarily bug eyed about aforesaid twins.