The law I do is concerned with blood splatter patterns, bodily fluids and firearms residues as opposed to the more esoteric (and lucrative) commercial stuff. I am also a published novelist ('twentytwelve' published by Adonis and Abbey in 2006) which you should all order immediately in support of my desperate attempt to get its amazon.co.uk rating below half a million!
Funny story about that swimmer in Croatia, funny in that nails-on-the-blackboard kinda way.
About the bear, some of my blog friends would know exactly what to do about that. It would be their Constitutionally protected God-give right, gosh darnit.
"When he sat down they slipped through the slats"...... My Dear Bunny, Whilst I FULLY appreciate that temperature has a direct effect on the size of the family jewels, one does have cause to wonder at a/ the general degree of shrinkage following immersion in ice cold water and b/ the actual SIZE of the slats in which the aforementioned family jewels became trapped.Either way, is there a degree of boasting going on here?!
Size eh?! The continuing obsession of the male of the specie!!
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It might well be safe to say that bears do shit in the woods, but on this occasion sadly not in Cleveland.
Heh, you're welcome... I found it on some news info site anyway. =)
cheers 'n beers.
Funny story about that swimmer in Croatia, funny in that nails-on-the-blackboard kinda way.
About the bear, some of my blog friends would know exactly what to do about that. It would be their Constitutionally protected God-give right, gosh darnit.
Beach balls...ouch!
"When he sat down they slipped through the slats"......
My Dear Bunny, Whilst I FULLY appreciate that temperature has a direct effect on the size of the family jewels, one does have cause to wonder at a/ the general degree of shrinkage following immersion in ice cold water and b/ the actual SIZE of the slats in which the aforementioned family jewels became trapped.Either way, is there a degree of boasting going on here?!
Size eh?! The continuing obsession of the male of the specie!!
Oh shit, this bear has removed its post.
By the author, of course.
specieS
OUCH
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