The image is of course The Tyger by well-known top bloke Wild Bill Blake. While on the subject of tigers, the rabbit was distraught to read the following headline - 'Pet tigers told of Jackson death'. Evidently Michael Jackson - for it is he - owned two tigers called Thriller and Sabu but they were adopted by Tippi Hedren who has some sort of animal sanctuary.Our heroine has had a chat with the tigers. 'I went up and sat with them and let them know that Michael was gone' she helpfully explained.
She hoped they understood. Then she (surprise, surprise) asked for donations.
Planet fucking bonkers...
While on the subject of cats, the rabbit was sad to read of the death of actor Molie Sugden. Her most famous role was of course Mrs Slocombe in Are You Being Served? Mrs Slocombe was of course devoted to her pussy. Who, I ask anxiously, will look after her pussy now Mrs Slocombe is no longer with us? Perhaps give it regular strokes...
I'm taking my cue from Tippi Hedren and am inviting donations. Cheques should be made out to me personally and should be in substantial sums.
Thanking you all in anticipation
4 comments:
Oh, she's a riot, that Molie Sugden. I'd never seen her. And I agree, the Tippi Hedren story is a classic. Sometimes you just know those people live in California.
Talking with tigers? For crying out loud... what is wrong with these eejits?
Tigers??? I asked my bank manager for a loan and she tore me to bits....
Mike - Mollie Sugden - top woman, sadly missed by her pussy.
Jimmy - Words fail me. These peopel need help, not animal rescue centres.
Ronald - Come the revolution, bankers will be fed to the tigers.
Deservedly so too...
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