The rabbit is not a liberal lesbian for reasons too obvious to labour but found the above funny and does find Mrs Gingrich the Third to be scarily fascinating. It's the hair mostly. Is it actually a plastic helmet or is it riveted on or what?
The circular firing squad that constitutes the Republican primaries is guiltily fascinating - as a car crash is guiltily fascinating. You know that good taste and decorum tells you to look away but you can't help it. With a circular firing squad there are inevitably casualties and the serial killer AKA Perry is the latest to withdraw leaving the repulsive Gingrich slugging it out with empty suit Romney, a man whose business practices are so unattractive as to make his fellow Republicans come over all Michael Moore on him.
As a peaceful man, the rabbit would not suggest that the loathsome Gingrich (it will be gathered that the rabbit is not a fan) be strangled with the guts of - oh - one of the other would be nominees would do nicely - or anything unpleasant like that but those of a less pacific bent may wish to consider this undoubtedly moderate course of action. Otherwise he will just seek to trade in Plastic Hair for a younger and healthier model in due course. Women of America - be afraid, be very afraid - especially if you make the mistake of getting older or seriously ill.
For the avoidance of doubt - as we say in the trade - the rabbit retains his highly qualified regard for Ron Paul but he's not going to win. God help us, Gingrich might.
Otherwise the rabbit has been invited to Northumbria University to hear Shami Chakrabarti speak. The rabbit has no idea why he has been invited but will combine this auspicious event with a weekend away staying with a friend who is singing in a choir in Durham Cathedral on Saturday. The rabbit has a front seat ticket.
In the meantime, the smaller small rabbit needs help with his car insurance. He assures the rabbit it will be the last time.Cue for a song...
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wish i was headed back to the north east... tho i had enough of durham cathedral in my schooldays. one exception was compline in the darkened chapel of nine altars. i really felt the divine - not the god they thought they were talking about, but i still got shivers.
enjoy my homeland, bunny!
You and I are in complete agreement about Gingrich. Ugh. Can't stand that asshole.
Have a good weekend, Rabbit!
Calista is one scary looking Stepford Wife. Daisy Deadhead thinks that the SC voters who picked Snoot were really voting for his wife. WTF?!?! Oh there's a good way to pick the next leader of the free world....
Helmet-head is a description that has been uttered by me on many, many occasions, generally followed by guesses of how much force would be required to move a single hair.
Mrs. G has all the wind-swept beauty of most Washingtonian politically affiliated females. I believe poor Mr. G's #2 wife who said he told her she wasn't pretty enough to be first lady. Americans would never accept another Eleanore Roosevelt nowadays.
If the Gingrich prevails - Obama will overcome - how bad can to be
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