The above person - who has hitherto escaped the rabbit's attention - is named Jim Shannon. He has recently achieved fame as having been voted Britain's least sexy MP. Mr Shannon - who it emerges is Member of Parliament for Strangford in Northern Ireland - appears to have taken this all in good part.
'When I married my wife 24 years ago, I did so because I thought she was the sexiest woman in the world, and hopefully she thought I was the sexiest man, and that is all that matters to me' pronounces Mr Shannon.
Bless!
What is going on here? I hear overseas readers and the sensibly hitherto ignorant ask. The short answer is that some jokers have set up a website called sexymp.co.uk which invites the public to rate MPs in terms of their - erm - sexiness. What horrors follow is illustrated below - viewers of a sensitive disposition should look away now.
Above is Ian Paisley Junior, voted Northern Ireland's most attactive MP. Now the rabbit may be no judge of male beauty and Mr Shannon may not pose serious competition but...
BLOODY HELL!!!
Viewers are offered a choice of mixed, male and female MPs to rate for sexiness. The home page has pictures of two MPS and the question...
"Which MP would you rather have sex with?
Choose one"
Generally the only sensible answer is 'no thank you'.
Or in many instances...
YOU MUST BE BLOODY JOKING!!!
All right then... I'll stop the air of superiority as regards this stuff. I can hear you ask. "Okay rabbit. If you really, really had to vote who would it be for?"
Ermmm...
Ummm...
*shuffling of feet*
If really, really forced to vote the rabbit would cast his vote for Charlotte Leslie, the member for Bristol North West. 'Tis pity she's a Conservative as John Ford didn't quite put it.
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The Words Widdecombe & Ann Spring To Mind...........
Tony - No they don't. Curiously five female MPs polled lower than Margaret Beckett.
Uh, if Ian Paisley Junior is the best... seriously... just... no...
Paisley's son looks like, well...
How's this for a title of a horror film?
SON OF IAN PAISLEY
Right wing,Religious fanatic's zombie son terrorises the populace of Northern Ireland.
Charlotte Leslie--is there some confusion about Bristol here? As in "nice Bristols, too bad about the face"? She looks like a road accident, but that may have something to do with the face.
Even her having been born a scouse isn't enough to redeem here in my opinion.
When I went there my choice was "Which MP would you rather have sex with?" and two Labour MPs: Lisa Nandy and Catherin McKinnell, which made the choice easier. I chose the lovely lass from beside the Tyne. Although Eilidh Whiteford get's my choice for #1 despite her Nationalist leanings.
Ach weel,Alba go braugh!
Anyway, Claire Perry, Penny Mordaunt, and Stella Creasy seem to be the top 3 picks if we are going to be totally lookist.
Sybil/Laci - as regards Ian Paisley Junior, it reminds me of the old Mike & Bernie Winters joke...
"Oh My God! There's two of them"
Okay, you're American - go google...
And as for dissing la belle Leslie - well it's the first time I've voted Conservative in my life and I don't care :P
I just wish that Michele Bachmann would do an Iris Robinson before it's too late.
Laci - Interesting idea. She probably won't though. Iris Robinson type entertainment happens all too rarely...
Shame.
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