Saturday, 5 December 2009

Has anyone told Bill?





Exclusive to White Rabbit and everybody else, I can reveal that Hillary Clinton (62) has got the hots for her British counterpart, Foreign Secretary David Miliband (44).

A loved up Hillary (I could get into this sort of journalism) gushed breathily to Vogue magazine that she liked his accent and added: 'Well, if you saw him it would be a BIG crush. I mean, he is so vibrant, vital, attractive, smart. He's really a good guy. And he's so young!'

She must be one of these cougars of whom I read.

Vibrant, vital etc Miliband reports of gorgeous pouting Hillary 'she's very good one on one'. Ermmmm......

Perhaps rephrase that.

This has echoes except more so of the bizarre 'friendship' between the lovely couple's predecessors Jack Straw and Condoleeza Rice, which seemed to consist of taking each other to sporting events that no sensible person would ever want to go to.

I wonder what Bill thinks? Still, I'd be amazed if there is anyone on the planet who would feel an ounce of sympathy for him. Not that I am suggesting that they are at it for real. I'm just having a little fun. Honest.

After the World cup draw, the Sun's front page headline today is...

ENGLAND ALGERIA SLOVENIA YANKS

It will be noted that this spells EASY. I wonder if the Sun's copywriters have ever heard of the word hubris?

I have posted this song before but I heard it on the radio this morning - Stir it Up - one of the most erotic songs of all time in my opinion. This is the original Wailers, complete with Peter Tosh and Bunny Wailer - dedicated to Hill and Mill ;)




And as a bonus, and talking of the much underrated Bunny Wailer, dedicated to everyone else in the world (except of course the people who piss me off) here is our man with Chant down Babylon

8 comments:

DaisyDeadhead said...

A picture says a thousand words, and she sure does look... thrilled!

Thanks for the scandal, always in the neighborhood for one! :D

word verification: impoless. hm.

KAZ said...

"Sporting events that no sensible person would ever want to go to" - I do hope you are not referring to a Blackburn Rovers home game.
Thanks for the fantastic 'Stir it Up'.

B.E. Earl said...

Hey, we've beaten you Brits in the World Cup before. Sure, it was 60 years ago...

Catch Her in the Wry said...

I always liked the nice slow rhythm of Stir It Up.

I'm not a fan of Hillary, but give her a break. We older people (male and female) forget what we look like on the outside and still think with a 20 year old's brain when it comes to the opposite sex.

JoJo said...

Did you know that Jack Straw is from Wichita and cut his buddy down?

white rabbit said...

Daisy - She does look more than averagely blissed out. I would have thought Miliband was abit of a geek, but who am I to judge these things...

Kaz - erm, ahem, I'm saying nuffin ;)

Earl - a little less than 60 years - it was 1950 World Cup so by the time the 2010 one is played it will be pretty much spot on to the anniversary.

Catchy - Tragically spot on. It's true re the 20 year old's brain. Eheu fugace...

JoJo - Yup I knew that. I also knew he...

Dug for him a shallow grave
And layed his body down

Half a mile from Tucson
By the morning light
One man gone and another to go
My old buddy you're moving much too slow

Petit fleur said...

Hmmm... She's sort of even more unappealing when she's flirting. How can that be?

Sarcastic Bastard said...

I'm so in awe of Bob Marley, I named one of the cats after him. Tribute!

And Hillary's entitled to a little fun, goddammit. Give a ho a break.