The law I do is concerned with blood splatter patterns, bodily fluids and firearms residues as opposed to the more esoteric (and lucrative) commercial stuff. I am also a published novelist ('twentytwelve' published by Adonis and Abbey in 2006) which you should all order immediately in support of my desperate attempt to get its amazon.co.uk rating below half a million!
HAHA! You know, I remember this story and to my recollection, there are other Maoam wrappers which feature these 'friendly' fruit and parents complained about giving the sweets to their children because it featured 'fruit porn'
Now I hear 'Spotted Dick' is being changed to 'Spotted Richard' because it is too rude. What is to become of the world without double entendre or fruit porn?!
Fuckin' fruits. You can't leave them alone for two minutes without a nationwide event happening.
I had exactly the same thing in my burger bar with the introduction of our "Badly packed kebab". Honestly, it was just intended as a very quickly put together sandwich of lamb meat in a pitta bread...
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My Dear Bunny,
Lewd Sweeties? Are these on sale in Anne Summers, I wonder?!!
Bumpin' citrus uglies. Nice.
i cannot stop staring..
Oh my. *blushes*
BTW, I have finally updated my blog.
HAHA! You know, I remember this story and to my recollection, there are other Maoam wrappers which feature these 'friendly' fruit and parents complained about giving the sweets to their children because it featured 'fruit porn'
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1209383/Fathers-outrage-pornographic-Haribo-MAOAM-sweet-wrappers.html
Now I hear 'Spotted Dick' is being changed to 'Spotted Richard' because it is too rude. What is to become of the world without double entendre or fruit porn?!
Fuckin' fruits. You can't leave them alone for two minutes without a nationwide event happening.
I had exactly the same thing in my burger bar with the introduction of our "Badly packed kebab". Honestly, it was just intended as a very quickly put together sandwich of lamb meat in a pitta bread...
Quite so to all and sundry - I think it's the lolling tongue that causes particular horror :-O
LOL! That is hilarious!
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