I've been meaning to do a couple of blogs of late, one serious one on the revolting Avigdor Lieberman and one not so serious one following a report about which words and phrases have disappeared from the language - my take would be what words and phrases ought to disappear from the language. Hopefully both soon...So a few random comments...
I pinched the above from Jailhouse Lawyer - the new style Conservative posters are so susceptible to parody. I liked this one...
Will on cricket blog The Corridor (link to left) is very pissed off indeed. I liked his comment 'England quickly reverted to type and approached their innings with all the testosterone and impetus of a fucking flamingo stuck in quicksand'.
Nice metaphor Will...
There is also a blog in why nobody listens to anybody these days. I recently approached a bloke in Balham Sainsburys wearing the staff uniform finding myself caught a little short.
I asked 'do you have a Gents here?'
His reply...
'Pizza?'
Ermmmmm...
12 comments:
Hmmmmm.. Balham, Pizza, Toilet.
I'm having no difficulty at all in finding the connection.
just shit on their floor. by the biscuits.
next?
Or, in the alternative, Sue the BA***RDS........!!!
I'm looking forward to your serious and not so serious posts.
How about that governor of New Mexico, huh?
Mr Bastard - You are quite right of course. The male population of Balham is notorious for taking pizzas to the gents and doing the American Pie style thing to the innocent pizza. There is of course no law against having sex with a pizza.
SW - Really! There's no need to lower the tone...
That's my job :D
And now you've got Minx all excited.
Mike - at least your comment hasn't lowered the tone. There may be some sort of prize for this.
Forgive Me, Dear Rabbit, for my present state of Hyper -Excitement,given I am in the clutches of the Deadly Sin of Wrath!!!!!
( hardly surprising when one considers the Pupillage Portal, Really.....)
ps: The word captcha for the above post was ' Thickalol' is this an OMEN?!?!?!
rabbit - you make a comment about having intercourse with a pizza and then suggest i am lowering the tone. i wasn't even aware you had a tone.
(i think the minx tends to excite herself actually, but i am not averse to helping)
Minx - Pupillage Portal??? Is that like Stargate or the wardrobe in 'The Lion The Witch and The Wardrobe'? :-O
SW - Philip Roth in 'Portnoy's Complaint' had the eponymous Portnoy doing the beastly thing with a jar of chopped liver. And he's considered a literary giant! So the pizza thing is part of my cunning plan to become the same...
Bound to succeed! :D
As for your offer to Minx, I avert my eyes...
My Dear Rabbit,
The 'Pupillage Portal' is a close relative of Stargate in as much as you enter but have absolutely NO idea whatsoever where you will end up; limbo is a distinct possibilty.
I see my post on Legal Lust has done me no favours - I have become a Desire Pariah!!!
better a desire pariah than a law bore.
nothing rhymes with pupillage
So many ways to serve pizza.
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