Still far too busy for proper blogging at the moment but a quick peep at Mike's blog (link to left as per usual) reveals that he has been to Las Vegas. Put me in mind of the Gram Pasons song of the same name...
Have the words too..
ooh, Las Vegas, ain't no place for a poor boy like me,
ooh, Las Vegas, ain't no place for a poor boy like me
very time I hit your crystal city
you know you're gonna make a wreck out of me
well, the first time I lose I drink whiskey
second time I lose I drink gin
third time I lose I drink anything
'cause I think I'm gonna win
ooh, Las Vegas, etc
the queen of spades is a friend of mine
the queen of hearts is a bitch
someday when I clean up my mind
I'll find out which is which
ooh, Las Vegas, etc
well, I spend all night with the dealer
tryin' to get ahead
spend all day at the Holiday Inn
trying to get out of bed
ooh, Las Vegas, etc
Cracking stuff, innit!
7 comments:
You keep on drinking your own pish Mr Rabbit, and you'll end up as a stiff in an alley somewhere with no shoes and an empty wallet.
I hate Vegas and all it stands for.
The Bellagio is kinda nice though.
Mr Bastard - might well anyway ;)
Earl - I've never been to Vegas or anywhere remotely near it but everyone I've spoken to who has says it's vile.
Hey...what happened to Jimmy Bastard and Never Mind the Bollix?
Says the blog has been removed!!!
Earl - I saw that too. I don't know. Maybe Ron Knee knows.
Ronald???
*raised eyebrow*
I'm an unabashed lover of Las Vegas. I think of it as a Disneyland for adults. My personal life experience there is well encapsulated in the old joke. A guy went to Vegas in a $20,000 Cadillac and went home in a $200,000 Greyhound Bus.
A friend just got back from Vegas. She'd won 36 whole dollars at the blackjack table. I tried really hard to act excited for her- failed miserably. From her reaction, you'd have thought she'd won the jackpot. "We decided next time we go we'll have to drag you with us!" she told me.
Um, woohoo? Yippee? Do I HAVE to go into one of those cheesy casinos??
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