Monday, 30 June 2008

Fashion Corner..

Speculation reaches fever pitch (or possibly not) as to what new London Mayor Boris 'Bozzer' Johnson will wear for Gay Pride. Beau Bo D'Or (link to left) has a helpful suggestion. Very Bozzer, I'm sure you'll agree. The only thing that troubles me is the resemblance to an overweight Boris Becker - the only player ever to get me even mildly interested in tennis. They are both called Boris, and have you ever seen them in the same room??? :-O Bozzer also occasionally reminds me of a hairier Donald Trump. Perhaps he is an alien with the capacity to mutate in appearance. I think we should be told.

9 comments:

MiMi said...

i think, given his colouring it is a very daring outfit.

May I suggest a emerald green basque, maybe studded with crystals and matching shorts with zips front ,bottom and sides for easy access?
The lovely little outfit wouldnt be complete without a fascinator or rhinestone adorend tiara with emerald green baby emu feathers.

Then again that might be a bit too classy...

white rabbit said...

MiMi - how very thoughtful ;). I shall commence enquiries...

MiMi said...

see if the baby emu feathers are within RSPCA guidelines,please.. or he will be in big trouble

Charon QC said...

I see Boris more as the leather biker or the Indian in The Village People.... I shall reflect and return when I have had more to drink!

white rabbit said...

Charon - I think you should...

;)

Julie said...

Oh, what a nightmare!

mikeb302000 said...

Now that's kooky.

white rabbit said...

C'mon Julie!!! Don't say you don't like it really ;)

Mike - There's a background here - long story.

Charon QC said...

White Rabbit... I have drunk more Rioja.... Boris is definitely the Indian in a head dress....

Or possibly... as the Rioja takes hold of my cerebral cortex.... as a future Prime Minister?

I'm taking this Rioja back... not doing the business at all, tonight!