Monday, 30 June 2008
Speculation reaches fever pitch (or possibly not) as to what new London Mayor Boris 'Bozzer' Johnson will wear for Gay Pride. Beau Bo D'Or (link to left) has a helpful suggestion. Very Bozzer, I'm sure you'll agree. The only thing that troubles me is the resemblance to an overweight Boris Becker - the only player ever to get me even mildly interested in tennis. They are both called Boris, and have you ever seen them in the same room??? :-O Bozzer also occasionally reminds me of a hairier Donald Trump. Perhaps he is an alien with the capacity to mutate in appearance. I think we should be told.