tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-50461725209585273812024-03-16T09:19:15.323+00:00white rabbitwhite rabbithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15693920049571164318noreply@blogger.comBlogger602125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5046172520958527381.post-81192326143525017482013-02-04T21:07:00.001+00:002013-02-04T21:07:09.725+00:00Oh dear, over four months - this calls for some spamming ;)<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">So the rabbit has been absent for over four months - as in completely. I think that this is a sign of the times. Facebook is - I strongly suspect - killing blogging or at least making it distinctly unwell. A qualification is in order - it isn't going to kill off the Huffington Post or in another neck of the political woods, the Guido Fawkes blog. However the everyday 'citizen bloggers' - who have made a considerable contribution to the public good in my opinion - are giving up, slackening off or huddling together for safety.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">I do think this is a pity but have succumbed to the - erm - charms of Facebook myself. If anyone would like to 'friend' me (sic - since when did friend become a verb? okay since Facebook that's when) then feel free to send request to Andrew Keogh on the dread Facebook. I will no doubt accept ... I'm not picky ;)</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">I think the solution is maybe to reproduce the lengthier Facebook posts here. It seems a shame to let go of White Rabbit completely. I'll see if I can do that ...</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">In the meantime, I have published a crime e-book on amazon. Here are the links to <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/The-Killing-Room-ebook/dp/B00B2TZ4T0/ref=sr_1_7?ie=UTF8&qid=1360011731&sr=8-7">amazon.co.uk</a> and <a href="http://www.amazon.com/The-Killing-Room-ebook/dp/B00B2TZ4T0">amazon.com</a></span><br />
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white rabbithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15693920049571164318noreply@blogger.com66tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5046172520958527381.post-83378099431302967782012-09-29T21:52:00.002+01:002012-09-29T22:29:02.394+01:00so what does a rhino sound like anyway? Plus Christine ...<iframe allowfullscreen="allowfullscreen" frameborder="0" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/LNCC6ZYI3SI" width="560"></iframe><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Apropos of nothing in particular, but to get back in the swing of things, I have to report that people are constantly asking me, 'Tell me O rabbit, what does a rhino sound like?' As a part of the continued educational mission of <em>White Rabbit</em>, the rabbit is pleased to make all clear. Wasn't what you were expecting huh? Imagined them as gruffer? Well there ya go.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">The rabbit is pleased to report that his old friend Christine O'Donnell still keeps in touch and writes regularly. She always ends her e-mails with 'God bless', which is sweet. Christine never seems to have any money as - strictly between you and me - she keeps asking for some. This is a little embarrassing and I wonder whether to have a word. Unfortunately, naughty Christine seems to have given my e-mail address to her friends. None of them seem to have any money either and they keep asking the rabbit for money too. One of them is called Josh Mandel and keeps writing to the rabbit banging on about what a good job he made of running the finances of some god forsaken place or the other. Now I couldn't give a stuff about this but, just to be polite and make conversation, I e-mailed back asking 'I wonder if by any chance you are related to the late Belgian Marxist <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ernest_Mandel">Ernest Mandel</a></span>.</div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana;">Much better manners were shown by another of Christine's friends, a person named Dean Heller. He is running for something or the other and takes a very dim view of something called 'Obamacare'. He wrote to the rabbit whose curiosity was aroused. A reply flew out of the rabbit hutch.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">This is essentially for overseas readers as there cannot be a UK based reader who is unaware of Andrew 'Thrasher' Mitchell MP, government chief whip and pottymouther in chief. Thrasher as he is commonly known has caused a huge stir while riding his bicycle around Downing Street, presumably after conducting some very important government business. Now a rabbit confession - everyone should hold at least one unlikely - politically incorrect even - view to avoid being boring and predictable. The rabbit's is a deeply rooted aversion to cyclists as rehearsed <a href="http://ohdearohdearishallbelate.blogspot.co.uk/2008/01/cyclists.html">here</a> in an early <em>White Rabbit</em> posting.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana;">Thrasher has done nothing to mitigate the rabbit aversion. Thrasher pitched up at the gates at the end of Downing Street complete with bike and demanded that armed police guarding the gates open them to let him through. The police told him to go through the side gate.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana;">Does Thrasher do anything of the sort? Nope. He goes into one. There is a dispute as to what happened next but it is common ground that Thrasher started swearing. A police report seen by the <em>Sun</em> 'newspaper' has Thrasher sayi</span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">ng to the startled constabulary 'Best you learn your fucking place. You don't run this fucking government. You're fucking plebs' The <em>Sun</em> also reported a witness as saying that Mitchell had described police as 'morons'.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana;">Mitchell admits saying 'fucking' but says he was using the word 'adjectivally' (strictly it's a gerund) and wasn't directing it at police.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana;">The really bad four letter word in the context is <a href="http://oxforddictionaries.com/definition/english/pleb">pleb</a>.The newspaper also reported a witness as saying that Mitchell had described police as "morons".The last thing the Conservative government wants is the odour of social contempt and <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harry_Paget_Flashman">Flashman</a> like behaviour attached to it to grow stronger and Thrashman is - among other things, not all of them printable - a former public schoolboy and a millionaire. Directing social contempt at the police is particularly - to use an overworked word - toxic.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana;">Thrashman denies having said 'plebs'. Of course everyone believes him. Not. Now if he didn't say the 'p' word then the police have dishonestly invented an allegation in their official report. This wouldn't be the first time but doing so in relation to a government bigwig is a bold move by the constabulary. Verballing a nobody in say Tottenham is one thing but doing the same to the government chief whip is another. No doubt 'Dave' Cameron - a prime minister - totally wishes the topic would go away.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana;">But it won't. The story runs and even expands into further examples of Thrashman's odiousness - follow the <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/shortcuts/2012/sep/25/andrew-mitchell-wasp-killer-thrasher?newsfeed=true">link</a> and read a series of goodies including Thrashman as wasp murderer.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana;">Accordingly, it is the rabbit's pleasure to revive a venerable tradition and nominate Andrew Mitchell as Knob of the Week.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana;">There has been in the entirety of recorded </span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">history </span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">been only one award of Deputy Knob of the Week. Mr Coleman ... Consider yourself the second.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">This guy looks like the young <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbVNZUHeg6o">Peter Hitchens</a>. Perhaps he is - follow the link to see Hitchens having a hilarious - erm - difference of opinion with Russell Brand. I like 'general thief and bad character'.</span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Well you'll know what I did last weekend after you've read this if you pluckily make it to the end. This blog isn't really about me as a general rule but rules are there to be broken. Last weekend the rabbit and best friend set off on a sort of male Thelma and Louise (without the ending) type road trip to the rabbit's city of birth namely <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leeds">Leeds</a>. Things did not start well when the rabbit grossly over-ran in court and had to tear down to Croydon and then up to Finchley to link with best friend and hire car. Only one and a half hours late. Then boot it up the M1. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Arriving about 8.30pm, the rabbit recalled that he hadn't eaten since a slice of toast and a banana sometime just after 7 that morning. We head off into the city centre. We found a French place called <a href="http://www.lagrillade.co.uk/">La Grillade</a>. Never been there before but it was rather wonderful. Finding somewhere really good when you are seriously hungry and would eat just about anything is a wonderful thing. The rabbit had the Bavette a l' Echalotte with fries and salad and half a bottle of the house red. Thus fortified, the rabbit and companion headed back to the hotel to drink beer and talk until 1am. We like to talk.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">The next morning, the rabbit went for a solo walk round the city centre as best friend went to visit cousin. I once came across a legend about a man who fell asleep for 30 years and woke up not realising what had happened but finding everything familiar but altered. It's a bit like that when you go back to a familiar place after a long absence. One thing that has not changed is the statue of the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edward,_the_Black_Prince">Black Prince</a> in City Square. The medieval person had nothing whatsoever to do with Leeds (why the statue is there is obscure - the theory in Wikipedia is that it was bought and put in place to suck up to the future Edward VII) but there he is as some odd sort of local mascot and also very popular with pigeons as can be seen on close examination of pic above.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">The rabbit had set off in bright sunshine but on the way back the heavens opened and he - and in particular his trousers got soaked. Who needs to pack a spare pair of trousers for a weekend break? Not the rabbit! Attempts to dry the trousers in the hotel room with a hair dryer were less than a conspicuous success. But then inspiration came. This is a hotel. Hotels always have irons. The man on reception delegated to to let anyone else in, the rabbit repaired to the laundry room, removed his trousers and dried them in double quick time with a seriously hot iron. Problem solved. Then off to Elland Road, home of Leeds United Football Club. It's in the DNA. It's in the larger small rabbit's DNA too. He complains to me 'what have you done to me? I'm a South London boy'</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">The rabbit had a piece of unfinished business at the club shop, he having bought the larger small rabbit a Leeds 1975 European Cup Final Replica shirt. The
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Saturday evening was spent in Whitelocks (above) - the oldest pub in Leeds (1715) and one seriously cool place. We had been looking forward to this and it did not disappoint. The rabbit had pork belly with garlic mash and something or the other jus washed down with ... I forget what - one dark and one blonde beer but beyond that ... erm. This is turning into we know what you ate - sort of - last weekend. Then an odd thing happened. We decided on the cheese board. It arrived with frozen grapes. Cue much mystification from Thelma and Louise (male equivalents thereof). The waitress spoke hardly any English as seems to be custom these days. A lady from the next table came to the rescue. 'Jamie Oliver is very keen on <a href="http://www.jamieoliver.com/recipes/fruit-recipes/frozen-grapes-chocolate-grappa">frozen grapes</a>' she explained helpfully.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Then on the Sunday off to the cricket at Headingley as threatened in the last posting here. rather like the trip around the city centre, it was odd but good to be back at Headingley after many years. For American readers, this was day 4 of the Test (5 day international game) between England and South Africa and the main event of the weekend. And again for American readers, yes cricket matches can go on for 5 days without a result. Makes sense to us. And yes the rain can hugely mess with them.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Oh and by way of further narcissism, I've been meaning to post the link to a <a href="http://charonqc.wordpress.com/2012/07/20/podcast-214-andrew-keogh-the-white-rabbit-blogger-author-and-barrister/">podcast</a> I did on the Charon QC blog a while ago. Now that's enough about me ;)</span>white rabbithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15693920049571164318noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5046172520958527381.post-1129963944514619482012-08-02T15:11:00.000+01:002012-08-02T15:11:48.098+01:00Olympics and Headingley<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-family: Verdana;">The next problem was empty seats. To have empty seats is considered unthinkable as the empty seats would tend to suggest that the relevant events were less than riveting (rabbit question: if most of these sports were any good to watch, why aren't they on the tv all the time?). Empty seats being a no-no the poor army gets drafted in to occupy them. The empty seats are apparently not those sold to the public but those denied to the public by virtue of them going instead to the 'Olympic family' (sic), corporate sponsors etc. - who then don't turn up. What is interesting about the photo is that if you look at the faces of the soldiers, most of them look bored to death. One can only wonder why ...</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">There is an odd contemporary thing that just being dead doesn't stop your birthday being celebrated and today is the late, great Jerry Garcia's 70th birthday and the rabbit can go along with marking that event. Happy Birthday Sir!</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana;">Plus the rabbit's typo of the week award goes to the somewhat surreal 'jeep the faith'</span></div>white rabbithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15693920049571164318noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5046172520958527381.post-2734427227365652322012-07-27T17:35:00.001+01:002012-07-27T17:35:07.528+01:00Romney unites the nation ...<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">The above is a person named Romney. He wishes to be President of the United States and to that end is doing an overseas tour so he can look 'statesmanlike' </span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">and hobnob with overseas leaders. It's a routine gig. Romney hit London yesterday on his way to frighten Angela Merkel in Germany and get his orders from - sorry have discussions with - the odious Netanyahu. Below and from the glorious Steve Bell is Chancellor Merkel in receipt of correction from the present incumbent so it will be clear to all why the prospect of the Romney person causes her such alarm.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">But the rabbit digresses ... The Romney person has proceeded to make a balls up of heroic proportions of his London visit. Not content with addressing leader of the opposition and panda lookalike Ed Miliband as 'Mr Leader' (note for overseas readers: absolutely no-one would call the leader of the opposition 'Mr Leader' - it just sounds ridiculous) the Romney person also announced that he had a discussion with the head of the British security services (memo to the Romney person: you don't do that) but above all he has got the entire UK population behind the London Olympics.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Now it should be explained that the run up to the London Olympics has puzzled overseas persons in that it has been greeted by a very British barrage of eeyeball rolling and muttering. The rabbit has joined in this. We're just like that. Get over it. The substance of the complaints may be summed up as follows:</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana;">Being required to festoon London with 'Zil Lanes' so that the 'Olympic Family' (what a sick inducing expression) or at least the top honchos can whizz around untroubled by traffic congestion strikes everybody as elitist, annoying and bound to add to aforesaid congestion. Ordinary mortals get fined £130 for driving in the Zil Lanes by the way.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana;">The security measures appear to be paranoid and practice for living in a police state. The bloated incompetents of G4S (the hierarchy of which have got very rich at employing people who can't find anything else to do and paying them very little for assorted incompetently executed and in some cases unconscionable 'security' activities) have managed to make such a hash of a huge contract that troops have been drafted in to assist (I don't mind this - the troops will no doubt make a better job of it but why the G4S clowns had their pockets lined to screw up in the first place ios a cause for mystification.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana;">The corporate sponsors getting well above themselves as regards the 'protection' of their commercial interests. It was serious asked if people could go in to Olympic venues in Nike trainers (Adidas is one of the corporate sponsors).</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">The opening ceremony - which is this evening as the rabbit writes - sounds promisingly bizarre. It is to be directed by <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Danny_Boyle">Danny Boyle</a> and features farm animals - as in real ones. Don't ask me why - but Steve Bell has struck again by satirising the opening ceremony as featuring a cow reciting John Keats' <a href="http://www.bartleby.com/126/40.html">Ode To A Nightingale</a>. No - yet again I don't know why but sounds promisingly surreal.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana;">Also promising was posting the South Korean flag next to images of the North Korean players (who were actually playing) in the women's football game the other day. The North Koreans had a predictable hissy fit and walked off for an hour. This sort of cockup is to be encouraged.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana;">But back to the Romney person ...</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">The Romney person was interviewed by NBC yesterday and announced, speaking of the london Olympics, that stories about difficulties
with security guards and threats of border staff strikes were 'obviously... not
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<span style="font-family: Verdana;">Guess what?<br /><br />The one thing that will totally piss any British person off is being talked down to by a US politrician - and especially an obvious knob like Romney whose claim to </span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">have made a great success of the Salt Lake Winter Olympics got short shrift from 'Dave' Cameron, a prime minister. 'We are holding an Olympic Games in one of the busiest, most active, bustling cities anywhere in the world' opined Dave. 'Of course it’s easier if you hold an Olympic Games in the middle of nowhere'.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana;">Ooh cutting! Of course Romney has back pedalled futriously but the damage has been done.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana;">And the rabbit's present attitude? Well I'm softening. There is force in all the criticisms but I don't want it to be a shambles. I prefer the Winter Olympics with lunatics jumping off ramps at speed into the air and the sheer violence of the ice hockey but I'll watch some of it. It will be overblown but these events are always are. Chance ofa s ense of proportions may be filed away under 'slight'. Oh and Romney has a horse competing in some equestrian event.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">One of the earliest White Rabbit posts is still the one that is most frequently revisited despite the passing of time, namely the posting on <a href="http://ohdearohdearishallbelate.blogspot.co.uk/2008/03/beckys-dive-bar.html">Becky's Dive Bar</a></span>.<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> I have just been </span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">contacted by a guy who does a blog called <a href="http://boakandbailey.com/">Boak & Bailey's Beer Blog</a></span>.<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> He is trying to track down the earliest example of the real ale pub and Becky's Dive Bar - and indeed the rabbit's posting - came to his attention and he contacted me. He also sent a couple of photos. Above is the entrance - and below amazingly is a picture of Becky no less! If you are not in the loop you have no idea how arare - and downright spooky - this is. If you are not in the loop also go read the original posting. Not all - but some things - will become clear!</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Talking of cool - the rabbit has spoken to his public via a <a href="http://charonqc.wordpress.com/2012/07/20/podcast-214-andrew-keogh-the-white-rabbit-blogger-author-and-barrister/">podcast</a></span> <span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">on all round top bloke Charon QC's blog. Highlights not mentioned in Charon's preamble to the podcast on his blog include Charon nearly lighting the wrong end of his cigarette and the rabbit offering a medal to anyone still listening ...</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">The rabbit has been slow in reporting the major international incident that took place in Hyde Park last Saturday aka the Springsteen concert due to pressure of work but I can now finally pronounce. Given the endless rain that the UK has been inflicted with over the 'summer' due to something called the Jet Stream that normally drenches Scandanavia moving south, I had wondered whether the concert was going to take place at all. A Kylie and Jason reunion concert (ermmmm ... ) at the same location on the previous Tuesday was cancelled - the surface of Hyde Park being described as 'emulsified'. Nice word that ... Help was however at hand in the form of 800,000 square metres of wood shavings (yes really). Here are some of the wood shavings having been spread over the ground. The effect was bouncy, safe and distinctly smelly in an agricultural sort of way.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">And the actual Springsteen set? Well his concerts are a cross between a huge karaoke session led by Bruce and a revival meeting. That's not to knock it. I think the guy is a total class act and an honest performer. He is one of those performers who you sense is actually on your side and not on a corporately sponsored cynical exercise in squeezing one last payday out of the punters. His workrate is phenomenal - as is the length of his sets (with consequences known now to everyone not in one of the remoter regions of Papua New Guinea). For the first hour it didn't even rain. Then the rain started. The wetter it got the more Bruce cranked up the energy levels. It is fortunate for the rabbit's dignity - </span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">which is of course immense - that there is no record of him singing and dancing along to <em>Darlington County/Working On The Highway.</em></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana;">The young rabbit was absolutely blown away by Springsteen's early work. Was it possible for rock music to get any better? The young rabbit doubted it. The signs that the man was mortal after all first surfaced with the simultaneously released <em>Human Touch</em> and <em>Lucky Town</em> in 1992 which were okayish and no more. There hasn't been a subsequent decline like say Bob Marley's - from red raw stuff like the <em>Catch A Fire</em> album generally to twee rubbish like <em>Three Little Birds.</em> The later stuff is good - some of it very good indeed (see below). And the guy is a supreme performer. Then of course among the E Street Band were <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steven_Van_Zandt">Steve Van Zandt</a> and <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nils_Lofgren">Nils Lofgren</a> - sightings to make for a very happy rabbit. <em>The Ballad of Tom Joad</em> and <em>Shackled and Drawn</em> stood out in the middle passage. Then working towards the end, full on karaoke session with <em>Born In The USA, Born to Run, Dancing In The Dark </em>and <em>Glory Days.</em> The last of these like so ...</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">What do i think? Well yes it was officious but the (not very many) people who live around Hyde Park are very rich, very well connected and hate the concerts in the first place. There are no doubt penalty clauses in the hire agreements for over runs. The organisers were no doubt getting jumpier and jumpier. Then someone threw the switch. The music didn't so much stop but fade away over a few seconds - a very strange effect.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana;">Oh and guess how many complaints Westminster Council received as regards the over run? Two. Finally - here is a recent Bruce song to demonstrate that he can still hit the heights. It's not from the concert but was performed at it. <em>Shackled and Drawn</em> - Pure quality.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">I found myself idly wondering how an old Irish folk song managed to acquire one of the rock guitar riffs of all time via Thin Lizzy. the answer to this particular question still remains obscure, but <em>I</em> do like the <a href="http://www.songlyrics.com/thin-lizzy/whiskey-in-the-jar-lyrics/">lyrics</a> - not the chorus, which is aload of nonsense words, but the verses. Who was Captain Farrell? Wikipedia suggests a <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whiskey_in_the_Jar">military or government official</a> which sounds a likely answer. I also like the phrase 'took me easy' that appear in a lot of the online lyrics but unfiortunately that would appear to be amis-hearing of 'tricked me easy'.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana;">Just to give a bit of background, here is Irish traveller and traditional musician <a href="http://iol.ie/~ronolan/pecker.html">Pecker Dunne</a> (calm down American persons - he's called Pecker for an entirely innocent reason - see linked text) with his version of <em>Whiskey in the Jar</em>. He's 79 now, was born in a horse drawn caravan and is still around. And, no - I dont know why he seems to have a hole in his forehead either. Otherwise happy weekend to all - the rabbit is off to see Springsteen in concert in Hyde Park tomorrow - it's still on despite endless rain thanks to 8,000 cubic metres of woodchip deposited over Hyde Prk. the rabbit is taking the plastic anorak thingy he got for Maid of the Mist - the boat that takes you up to Niagara Falls through a barrage of water droplets.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Proof that as the Olympics grow ever closer the authorities are losing whatever grip on reality they may ever have had came yesterday with an electronic cigarette. The rabbit has a friend who has taken these up - they are another nicotine replacement therapy (in passing the rabbit is not a fan of the same - they just feed the addiction in a less harmful way missing the point that the answer is to overcome the addiction) in which a nicotine vapour is released. The end glows green when the user takes a draw - a nice touch. Now unlike cigarettes they are legal everywhere - including on coaches. We go to a coach travelling from Preston to London where someone saw what turned out to be a passenger 'smoking' an <span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">electronic cigarette, a 'genuinely concerned member of the public' concluded</span> I am not quite sure what except that she thought he was behaving suspiciously and called the police.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana;">The result: a major anti-terrorism operation was launched, the coach was stopped in Staffordshire and armed police officers with </span><span style="font-family: Verdana;">military back-up shut the motorway for seven hours having detained the coach for four. They escorted the 48 passengers off the bus, telling them to walk with arms stretched out whereupon they were further told to sit in silence in a makeshift pen on the road while being <span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">checked by sniffer dogs (see above). 'I thought I was going to be shot. Everyone was terrified. Some people thought it was a bomb or a suspected terrorist attack while others thought we might have an escaped prisoner on board</span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">' announced the splendidly named Vermilion</span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> von Kangur, a passenger on the coach who seems at least to have got her 15 minutes fame out of the episode.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">The response, which could fairly be described as 'enormous' involved police, army bomb squad and fire service. The overkill seems demented. Is there no proportionate way of finding out if there is a problem?</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">And above all, the suspicion remains that the paranoia around the Olympics is now colouring officialdom's attitude to absolutely everything.</span> In a completely <span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">unrelated story, a 71 year old with an airgun looking for rats was arrested by anti terrorism police - complete with attendant helicopter! 'Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both'. Benjamin Franklin.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">On more serious matters, a comment by JopJo yesterday set the rabbit on an </span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">online search for the geoduck clam. And here it is and a fine looking fellow it is too I'm sure all will agree. Natural habitat: the coastal waters of Washington State, British Columbia and - erm - trousers.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">And before it is too late, the rabbit would wish to blow his annual raspberry at Wimblebore. Tennis or watching paint dry? Pass the brushes.</span></div>white rabbithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15693920049571164318noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5046172520958527381.post-45534334802550823642012-07-05T16:49:00.001+01:002012-07-05T16:51:10.848+01:00Circumcision, extradition and Angels' Share<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">This isn't new </span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">news - as it were - it broke last week but bears further consideration. A German court - in Cologne to be exact - considered the case of the circumcision of a 4 year old boy in accordance with the wishes of his Muslim parents. It constituted bodily harm, the court concluded (the matter became contentious as the boy began to bleed profusely two days after and had to be hospitalised). The boy's right to physical integrity and self-determination trumped the parents' religious freedom. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana;">This as may be imagined became just a touch contentious. Jewish and Muslim commentators were predictably hostile. The Turkish Europe Minister offered grumpily to send the Germans 'scientific circumcisers' to 'show the Germans how to circumcise'. Very thoughtful, I'm sure - although there does not seem to be any suggestion that the procedure was carried out defectively. The fact that it was a German court ruling in a Jewish practice caused raised eyebrows.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana;">And I think? well on one level the ruling seems unanswerable. To use a sharp instrument to remove a section of someone's flesh is prima facie an assault. There are possible defences - namely necessity and consent but neither applies to the routine circumcision of infants and boys too young to give an informed consent. So does religious freedom trump the boy's right? Well maybe but if that is the case then the invidious result follows that parents motivated by religious factors have a defence but non-religious parents having their boy circumcised out of a belief that it is the appropriatev thing to do do not.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana;">Hygenic arguments? Try soap and water. Plus all surgery carries a risk - albeit an extreme example, a link story shows 11 boys contracting <a href="http://healthland.time.com/2012/06/07/how-11-new-york-city-babies-contracted-herpes-through-circumcision/#ixzz1zB6EkEcz">herpes</a> through a bizarre form of circumcision (TMI alert for details).</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana;">And therefore? I wouldn't make circumcision a criminal offence or actionable in damages generally. I'm not quite sure why I wouldn't but that's the view I reach. Incompetent execution of the circumcision or inherently unsafe 'techniques' (see link) must be at least actionable in damages in any event. Hopefully the practice will fade away with the passing of time without any martyrs to the cause.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana;">I've blogged before on the unequal nature of UK/US extradition arrangements - the above young man is Richard O'Dwyer who gruesome secretary heresa May has approved his extradition to the US for -er - copyright infringement. He faces a sentence of up to 5 years imprisonment for offences - which if offences they be - were committed in the UK and would attract a maximum 6 months imprisonment here. Wikipedia founder Jimmy Wales has organised a <a href="http://www.change.org/petitions/ukhomeoffice-stop-the-extradition-of-richard-o-dwyer-to-the-usa-saverichard">petition</a>. Feel free to sign.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Finally - and briefly - the rabbit hopped off last Sunday to see </span><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1924394/"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">The Angels' Share</span></a><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">. Go see. It's quality. I won't explain what the angels' share is for the uninitiated. You'll just have to see the film.</span>white rabbithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15693920049571164318noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5046172520958527381.post-43312195165032662172012-07-04T16:36:00.002+01:002012-07-04T16:43:55.155+01:00Fourth of July<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">It is the time of year again where it is customary for the rabbit to send Independence Day greetings to his American readers. Previous greetings have featured such gems as Brad Neely's <em>Washington</em>, the same person (Washington that is not Neely) crossing the Delaware and Springsteen's <em>Darlington County</em> - the connection being the 'me and Wayne on the Fourth of July' in the lyrics.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana;">The rabbit is pleased to announce that he wil be celebrating Bastille Day - the 14th July - at a Springsteen concert in London so - <em>Independence Day</em> it is for this year ... Different sort of independence but there ya go.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Expect a posting on foreskins (legal issues pertaining thereto) and extradition tomorrow from the law blog that makes the others look pretty stupid :D - well most of them. Honest.</span>white rabbithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15693920049571164318noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5046172520958527381.post-49074292754762964452012-06-27T13:50:00.002+01:002012-06-29T10:53:12.743+01:00Oh dear ...<span style="font-family: Arial;"></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Following Sir Gideon aka George Osborne's U Turn on fuel duty some hapless - and previously obscure - junior minister by the name of Chloe Smith (me neither) was ceremoniously hung out to dry for the Paxman treatment on <em>Newsnight</em> last night. Oh dear ... Watch from 6.19 onwards.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana;">Continuing the political theme, the rabbit rather liked German Chancellor Angela Merkel as Terminator. See below ...</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Oh okay then, as a parting shot, a bit of sixties stuff - a well known rabbit partiality - if you insist. A Frankie Valli/Four Seasons double header...</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">The rabbit is still in the land of the living and as usual full of good intentions as regards more regular blogging but has been busy of late, principally trying to sort out publishing his crime novel on amazon. For those of you who haven't seen it on my facebook page here is a preliminary sketch for the cover illustration. the final version will be slightly different and will have title and byline obviously. Watch this space - much promotional spamming will follow!</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Forgive the rabbit introducing a serious - and specifically British - topic. Indeed one which is not fresh news (the campaign arose during the period of rabbit blogsilence) but merits a mention in any event: the campaign to repeal (or at least amend) section 5 Public Order Act 1986, which provides as follows:</span><br />
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<em><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Harassment, alarm or distress. </span></em><br />
<em><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">1. A person is guilty of an offence if he-<br /><br />(a) uses threatening, abusive or insulting words or behaviour, or disorderly behaviour, or<br />(b) displays any writing, sign or other visible representation which is threatening, abusive or insulting, within the hearing or sight of a person likely to be caused harassment, alarm or distress thereby.</span> </em><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Which may sound a reasonable enough provision in the abstract but in practice is being used as a gag on free speech in the most ludicrous ways. A number of oddities arise: verbal abuse or insult is no doubt unattractive and a thoroughly bad thing but why should it be criminal (it will be noted that there are no qualifications as to intent) Similarly all that has to be shown by sub-section (b) </span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">is that 'harassment, alarm or distrsss' is 'likely'. Not that it actually resulted or anything quite so specific. A few illustrations of stupid, oppressive ways in which this stupid, oppressive provision has been used:</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">In 2010 A Christian street evangelist named Dale McAlpine was arrested and charged with this offence after expressing his<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> belief that homosexuality was sinful. He expressed this view to a passer-by and a gay police
community support officer while handing out leaflets to shoppers. There is no credible suggestion that the tone - if not content - of his expression of views was anything other than moderate. Now Mr McAlpine appears to have a number of odd views but so what? Why should his expression of this particular odd view result in his arrest and charge with a section 5 offence? What the hell (a subject close to Mr McAlpine's heart) has the criminal law to do with this expression of a mistaken belief of his on any sensible view.</span></span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Nothing.</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Fortunately the charge was later dropped.</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana;">If</span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> anything even more grotesquely in 2008 a 15 year old was served the summons in respect of a section 5 offence by City of London police when he took part in a peaceful demonstration opposite the London headquarters of the Church of Scientology. The rabbit has blogged on this one before but it merits repetition. The boy had a placard confiscated which said that Scientology was a 'cult'.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana;">OF COURSE IT'S A CULT!!!</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana;">Here are some of the core beliefs of Scientology ...</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana;">"75 million years ago, there was an alien galactic ruler named Xenu who was in
charge of 76 planets in our sector of the galaxy, including planet Earth, whose
name at that time was Teegeeack.
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All of the planets Xenu controlled were over-populated by, on average, 178
billion people. Social problems dictated that Xenu rid his sector of the galaxy
of this overpopulation problem, so he developed a plan.
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Xenu sent out Tax Audit demands to all these billions of people.
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As each one entered the audit centers for the income tax inspections, the
people were seized, held down and injected with a mixture of alcohol and glycol,
and frozen. Then, all 13.5 trillion of these frozen people were put into
spaceships that looked exactly like DC8 airplanes, except that the spaceships
had rocket engines instead of propellers.
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Xenu's entire fleet of DC8-like spaceships then flew to planet Earth, where
the frozen people were dumped in and around volcanoes in the Canary Islands and
the Hawaiian Islands. When Xenu's Air Force had finished dumping the bodies into
the volcanoes, hydrogen bombs were dropped into the volcanoes and the frozen
space aliens were destroyed.
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However, Xenu's plan involved setting up electronic traps in Teegeeack's
atmosphere which were designed to trap the souls or spirits of the dead space
aliens. When the 13.5 trillion spirits were being blown around on the nuclear
winds, the electronic traps worked like a charm and captured all the souls in
the electronic, sticky fly-paper like traps ..."<br />
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AAAAAAAAAAARGH!<br />
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It goes on but the rabbit is losing the will to live.<br />
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If people want to believe the above then that is their privilege. If they want to be suckered in to spending startling sums of money on quack remedies until they have been bled dry and are discarded by the Scientologists as of no further interest then that is their privilege too.<br />
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But people are entitled to peacefully assemble to describe Scientology as a cult without fear of arrest or of having their placards confiscated.<br />
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In 2005 one Sam Brown, 21, a student at Balliol College Oxford, was arrested for causing harassment, alarm or distress and fined £80 after asking a mounted police officer if he knew that his horse was 'gay'. <br />
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Words fail me.<br />
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A comment by Peter Tatchell: ' ... any controversial or dissenting viewpoint has the potential to upset someone and result in them complaining that they felt insulted, alarmed or distressed. Liberal Muslims offend traditionalists, gay pride marches alarm homophobes, mixed race couples distress racists and gender equality is an affront to sexist men'. Giving insult and causing distress ought not - or at the very least ought not ordinarily - result in criminalisation. The criminal law should not be used as a vehicle for attempting to suppress ideas you don't like (and that includes don't like with good reason). The test is too low. There are stirrings afoot to repeal or at least amend section 5. Good idea.<br />
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Some music is in order as a parting shot. The rabbit keeps hearing the above as he hops around the equipment in his local gym. Good stuff and it has bored its way into his ear.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana;">And finally - ever at the cutting edge of legal blogging - the rabbit presents for the edification of the public a <a href="http://www.rollonfriday.com/Portals/0/ArticleFiles/Transcript_-_Queen_v_DAB11%20%282%29.pdf">most informative transcript</a> from the Supreme Court of Queensland. Hat Tip to Charon QC</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">I keep thinking that i must revive the old White Rabbit dreadful album cover posting. Here is a taster. It's got the lot, dreadful cover, surreal surname and an innuendo that puts <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Finbarr_Saunders">Finbarr Saunders</a> to shame.</span>white rabbithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15693920049571164318noreply@blogger.com13tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5046172520958527381.post-43456402411532933842012-05-06T21:46:00.001+01:002012-05-06T22:11:45.435+01:00Return of the rabbit - Nadine Dorries<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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well-known rabbit catchphrase goes – overseas readers and the terminally
inattentive, the above person is named Nadine Dorries. She is a Conservative MP and until fairly recently was basically known for being very right wing
and very anti-abortion (before anyone comments to say so, yes I know these are not
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overseas readers there is a British occasion called Prime Minister’s Questions.
It takes place weekly when Parliament is in session and the theory behind it is
that it is an opportunity for legislators to hold the executive to account and –
well – ask the prime minister questions. In practice is is a mindless shouting
match that goes something like this:<br />
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Leader of the opposition: ‘Won’t the prime minister admit that he is a
drivelling idiot who couldn’t make a half way competent job of wiping his own
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Minister ‘On the contrary it is the right honourable gentleman who is a
simpering imbecile and everything is the fault of the last Labour government’
etc etc<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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get to join in the fun and government MPs get to ask sycophantic planted
questions. One interesting thing is that ‘Dave’ Cameron – a prime minister –
gets genuinely as opposed to synthetically angry at Prime Minister’s Questions
as if anyone insolent enough to criticise him is contradicting the natural
order of things. Without permission.<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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event, some months ago Cameron in the course of Prime Minister’s Questions
called Dorries – who is a member of his own party – ‘frustrated’. Presumably as
in sexually. You don’t need to be a particular fan of Dorries to find this sort
of witless patronising sneer – and Cameron has form for this sort of thing – unattractive.</span><span style="font-size: small;"><o:p></o:p></span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; line-height: 31px;">Now the thing about insulting people is that they tend not to like it. And if they can get their own back on you they usually will. Dorries recently characterised Cameron - who is presently in huge amounts of trouble politically - and Chancellor Gideon ('George') Osborne 'two arrogant posh boys who don't know the price of milk'. The comment has resonated hugely.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; line-height: 31px;">Basically because it's so true.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; line-height: 31px;">Cameron needed this comment- which went viral in the British media - like a hole in the head. Dorries has put the boot in again, pointing out darkly that it only takes the signatures of 46 Conservative MPs to trigger a leadership election. Being sitting prime minister doesn't prohibit this - it is how Thatcher met her downfall. This again has gone </span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; line-height: 30px;">viral in the British media. Now Dorries is undoubtedly a loose cannon but the moral of the story is that it is perhaps best not to make more enemies than absolutely necessary. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><span style="line-height: 30px;">I've been meaning to post this song for some time but now the context seems right. New Riders of the Purple Sage with <i>Kick In The Head.</i></span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">The rabbit - who is well and content enough - would like to apologise for the protracted period of blogsilence - basically due to busyness and distraction. Here is a man called Bill Shorten - Minister for Something in the Australian Government and plainly a man of towering intellect and independence of mind.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /></span>white rabbithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15693920049571164318noreply@blogger.com15tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5046172520958527381.post-31489432385655098602012-03-23T23:19:00.001+00:002012-03-23T23:22:45.018+00:00Think I lie down now ...<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh4l7PNIzxevh7y4r_IYJikwA5DBJlzUZL_cwVxyKpIfHjfW_ENWnG4QShEwLrwnExYAaVuI7liX3SfVkm4qXRyh25w7A4yiLiMcEdJ47EftbJJPML6VUwUF5D8CT67YeWkPWuQHgk_1ned/s1600/2012-03-23.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh4l7PNIzxevh7y4r_IYJikwA5DBJlzUZL_cwVxyKpIfHjfW_ENWnG4QShEwLrwnExYAaVuI7liX3SfVkm4qXRyh25w7A4yiLiMcEdJ47EftbJJPML6VUwUF5D8CT67YeWkPWuQHgk_1ned/s320/2012-03-23.jpg" width="254" /></a></div><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Passing through Leicester railway station this morning, the rabbit went to buy a newspaper. No, not the above one. The front page of the <i>Daily Star</i> did however attract the rabbit's attention. It was one of those 'do I inhabit a parallel universe or does everyone else - or at least a very large number of other people?' moments. I hadn't the faintest idea what the headline meant. I mentioned this to the woman behind the counter as I bought my <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/">daily dose of liberal rhubarb</a> - sorry probably the best daily newspaper in the world. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">'You don't watch the X Factor, do you?' she asked.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Nope. Never seen it. Heard of it, though. One of those gruesome talent shows. probably something to do with Simon Cowell. I'd sooner stick my appendage in the blender than watch it. No, not literally. Investigations followed.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Tulisa is named Tulisa Contostavlos and - apart from being a judge (sic) on the X Factor was formerly a singer with something called N-Dubz. Someone wanted to sell a sexually explicit tape of her for £500,000. Details remain obscure save to say that she is apparently giving someone mouth to penis resuscitation. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">'Moi?' cried our heroine. </span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">'100% fake', it was announced on her behalf. 'Tulisa has categorically never allowed anyone to film her having sex'.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Except the tape isn't fake, it emerges. It's 100% genuine. Plus our heroine now has an injunction prohibiting anyone disclosing - erm - images of 'an intimate moment'. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">If anyone cares, the recipient of her attentions is apparently named Justin Edwards aka DJ Ultra. Inevitably, Tulisa has addressed her adoring public on YouTube. It's like the Queen's Christmas broadcast save that Christmas has come (very) early for drooling idiots everywhere.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Hits (in no time at all) 1,809,456 and rising. This is drivel and demeaning drivel too. Why should anyone care? Why is the brain dead dimwit press obsessed with this rubbish? Think I lie down now ...</span>white rabbithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15693920049571164318noreply@blogger.com11tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5046172520958527381.post-5644246329092365902012-03-21T16:52:00.001+00:002012-03-21T16:53:51.123+00:00Dreadful - and quite clever - adverts ...<div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; text-align: left;">Pausing only momentarily to ask 'is facebook killing blogging?' (I have a nasty suspicion that the answer is 'yes') one of my favourite facebook pages is </span><i style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; text-align: left;">false advertising, </i><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; text-align: left;">which is presently having a discussion on the most annoying TV advert. There is a consensus emerging around the infamous Go Compare adverts (overseas readers, they are a car insurance comparison site) - the YouTube entry is introduced with 'Warning: song is annoying and will stick in your head'. This is very true and you were warned. I am on record on facebook saying what I would like to do to this person's moustache. It does not bear repetition in a family orientated blog. </span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">The advert below will make your brain bleed too but at least it's clever as opposed to merely annoying. I've some vague idea I may have posted this before. So suffer ...</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Parting shot: they say you should learn something new every day. Yesterday I learned that there </span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">really </span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">is a place called Knob Lick in Missouri. TMI!</span>white rabbithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15693920049571164318noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5046172520958527381.post-70298748994217176922012-03-17T00:18:00.001+00:002012-03-17T00:59:44.510+00:00Marianne Faithfull<iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/FFUlj1o8VWI" width="420"></iframe><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">I defy any heterosexual male of a certain age not to fess up to the undoubted fact that in their adolescence they were madly in love with Marianne Faithfull. Apart from an extraordinary pretty face and an extraordinarily pretty voice, she had an extraordinary background. Her mother was an aristocrat from the very former Austria-Hungarian empire - an exotic state of affairs compounded by her being a dancer in productions by Bertold Brecht and Kurt Weill. How cool is that? Plus her great uncle was one Baron Sacher-Masoch whose erotic novel <i>Venus In Furs</i> resulted in him giving his name to a certain activity - namely masochism. </span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> </span><i style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Venus In Furs </i><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">of course later became a song by the Velvet Underground</span><i style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">.</i><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">She had hits in the early 60s, notably with the above, married and had a son. the marriage did not last long. '<span style="background-color: white; line-height: 19px;">My first move was to get a Rolling Stone as a boyfriend. I slept with three and decided the lead singer was the best bet'. </span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><span style="background-color: white; line-height: 19px;">Anyway, she became a subtext in various songs by the Stones and others. And below is probably her major hit of all time, a Jagger/Richards song.</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><span style="background-color: white;"><span style="line-height: 19px;">Then things totally imploded, she split from Jagger in 1970 and lost custody of her son in the same year. She ended up heroin addicted, anorexic and literally on the streets. She came back in the end but differently. Her voice changed. Laryngitis, cigarettes drink and cocaine abuse produced a new husky voice.</span> </span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><span style="background-color: white;"><span style="line-height: 19px;">It worked and with </span><i style="line-height: 19px;">Broken English</i><span style="line-height: 19px;"> in 1979 came her most critically acclaimed album. It wasn't a smooth ride thereafter, drugs continued to feature along with disastrous relationships. It probably never will be a smooth ride. She's high maintenance. Inevitably health problems have followed. All those years later, I'm not in love with Marianne any more. But I do like her. She's paid her dues. This is slightly back to front as I did blog on the mature Marianne a while ago and this posting refers back to her early years. So for the sake of completeness - and anyway - here from </span><i style="line-height: 19px;">Broken English</i><span style="line-height: 19px;"> and her comeback is </span><i style="line-height: 19px;">The Ballad of Lucy Jordan</i></span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Forgive the occasional excursion into seriousness but two recent stories from Afghanistan shock me into reflection - and comment. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">The first was the deaths of the six British soldiers (five of them 21 or under) by a very large Taliban roadside bomb. Their relatives have paid moving tributes to their bravery which rightly have been reported widely and sympathetically. It may seem that this is not the right moment to ask the question (I'm not sure there ever is a right one) but I regularly wonder the following.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">'What will be said to the parents, spouse, relatives and friends of the last British soldier to be killed in Afghanistan as to what the purpose of their sacrifice was?'</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">It seems to me that there is no answer to this question, save for the unpalatable one - there was no purpose served at all. The only legitimate objective of the original attack, namely to make it more difficult for Al-Qaeda was achieved pretty quickly. The rest is a hopeless - and doomed - exercise in nation building. Who seriously imagines the Karzai regime will last very long after the coalition forces are withdrawn? Or that it is of such merit - and has such a wide base of popular support that it seriously deserves to in basic democratic grounds?</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">It will last as long as the comparably corrupt South Vietnamese government did after the withdrawal of US troops. If that long.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">The rabbit has been having a difficult time since last posting. I'm fine - it's not about me - and I will tell all (well perhaps not quite all) in good time. But not now - bear with me. It is worth noting, though, that the BBC seems to have trumps having just seen the first part of new drama 6 parter <i>White Heat. </i></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">It starts in the present with pivotal character Charlotte being shown round a house in Tufnell Park where she had lived as a student in 1965. The then young owner<i> </i>is an arrogant rich kid who auditions students as potential tenants. Charlotte is one of the chosen ones. The no longer young owner has died. We go to back to 1965. Claire Foy runs with the Charlotte character who is soon smoking, taking drugs and fornicating (the latter two activities taking place in rapid succession in accordance with the customs of the time). The story runs through the years to Greenham Common and the Falklands war and beyond to the present day. But tonight was episode one and much remains to become clear. The rabbit was rather taken by the surrealism of a party set to the backdrop of Winston Churchill's funeral and left wondering what the drug taken before the fornicating was. It could not have been LSD, the thought went, as that drug was rare in 1965 and pretty much impossible to combine with fornicating, at least in the early stages of its effects, but I digress.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">It is written by Paula Milne who has fessed up to the obvious, namely that it is semi autobiographical. She is plainly a part of a generation with an interesting collection of back stories. Oh, and the soundtrack is quality. It starts with the inevitable ...</span><br />
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